The Lizard Leader recently went looking for Lizard roots in our nation's capital (Washington, D.C.) and found plenty of evidence that many of the founding fathers were Lizards. One guy even carved his own false teeth, chopped down cherry trees, lied about throwing a silver dollar across a mile wide river, and still got elected President... He had to be a Lizard... We couldn't find a picture of the guy doing any of the stuff, but we did get a shot of him reporting in to Mrs. Lizard... Probably doing a lot of explaining.
Even more remarkable was evidence of Lizards in ancient Rome, China...
and during the Middle Ages...
The Lizards in the picture to the left were obviously recreating one of the scenes from the Wizard of Oz (One of the Lizard favorites) complete with the Pink Floyd soundtrack...
But pushing the bounds of Lizard knowledge back still farther, our Leader found replicas of lizatorious olddudeous, the father of all modern lizards...
| Without Skin...
| With Skin...
|
| 
|
And the Head Lizard even met this
real nice guy selling used metro tickets...
| 
|
But back to the exploration...
| It was all there... Early Lizard Technology...
|
| And the highpoint of Lizard science... space long Johns...
| 
|
It was with a mixture of pride and sadness that the Lizard Leader returned home... So much knowledge and so little place to put it...
But there's always another Lizard adventure!
Yip, yip, yip!
More Paintings from the National Gallery...
