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The chart below briefly outlines the evolutionary progress (not much) of the Lizard species over the past 100 million years. There may be small knowledge gaps between 100 million years and 1968, but we didn't do it... And you cann't prove it...

Age...	100 Million Years BC...	1968...	1978...	1988...	1996...
Species Name:	lizatorious olddudeous	lizatorious berkelious	lizatorious discous	lizatorious ignoramous	lizatorious reformus
Common Name:	Really Old Lizard	Berkeley Lizard	Styling Lizard	Stupid Lizard	Reformed Lizard
Distinishing Features:	Grey scales, false teeth... Remembers everything from 150 million years ago, but nothing about yesterday.	Brusing on head and body... Yet to discover the usefulness of fire...	Keen sense of style and not much else...	Fixation with places to go potty... Permanent- ly lost in the woods...	Excessive smiling and known to eat 1/4 of body weight at "all you can eat" places...
Motto:	Slirp, glug, uug (lick a rock).	Yo dude, got a clue?	How do I look?	I don't know where I'm at, but I like it.	We just want to have fun!

Note: The legend of the Berkeley Lizards (circa 1968) is retold on our Ten Lakes trip. Also, check out the Old Picture Album or the Lizard Leader's DC explorations for more historical stuff.